Assgravated
Bloodied my knuckles brutally upon weaker co-workers
Cried repeatedly
Drizzled across chest, received positive feedback vis a vis writhing, pleasuremoans
Emascuglazed
Fungussied up
Gnutered
Hummed a merry tune whilst cobbling, guv’nor
Idiotliminated
Jabbed and twisted in back, repeatedly
Killed again and again and again, so much blood, oh God, so much blood
Licked it all clean
Meatjuiced
Nailed it, fucking
Orgasminized files, secretarial pool
Putrescented
Quackstrated
Rhythm ‘n Boozed
Stopped doing that disgusting thing with my teeth and fingernails
Ticklemonstered!
Uvulaminated
Vaselined up, yeahhhh, nice an’ greeeeeeasy…
Wrist Assessment
XXX-rated all products filed under the XXX product code, particularly plugs
Y, dear God, WHY am I still working in this shithole?
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