Whenever a GOP idiot says God approves of something reprehensible, try to imagine the following exchange happening with a co-worker.
God (in the Next Cube): Say, Brad, what’s wrong?
Brad: (Crestfallen) My… teenage daughter was… raped last night.
God: Tsk. Oh, that’s a shame. (Scratches head) Say, was she dressed like a whore? That might have done it.
Brad: What? How could you ask such a question?
God: (Starts squeezing a pair of exercise grips) Come on, Brad, let’s face facts. Was she wearing a short skirt and lipstick? Was she in jeggings? Could the guy see her naughty pillows? Was her hair, you know, exposed? How exactly did she instill lust in the poor guy?
Brad: (Aghast) How can you say that? What kind of unfeeling, thoughtless, hateful bastard would suggest a young woman was responsible for her own rape?
God: (Shrugs) I’m not seeing the issue here. How does saying the little tramp was inviting ravishment by dressing wantonly seem “unfeeling and thoughtless”? (God makes air quotes with his fingers)
Brad: WHAT!?! Are you insane!?! She’s physically and psychologically scarred because the son of a bitch couldn’t control his own urges! Worse yet, she’s pregnant!
God: (Smiles brightly) What!?! Awesome, Brad! A grandchild for you! Mazel tov!
Brad: (Punches God’s lights out.)
